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Cameroon Threatens To Jail Urine Drinkers

The populace of Cameroon woke this morning to the news that their government has banned the consumption of urine. This was enough to make many of them choke on their health-giving morning beverage. "It stinks!" claimed one long-term drinker who claims to have overcome baldness, snakebite, and cancer, simply by downing a daily gallon of his own sparkling nectar.