A Beer You’ve Just Got to Have

Woman Attacks Man With Shovel

Valissa Lorraine Small had a powerful thirst for beer but no money. The lateral-thinking woman then approached a 72-year-old man for some cash. Upon refusal, Valissa was left with no option but to kick the unhelpful gentleman in the groin and beat him with his own shovel. Police are warning the elderly not to be heroes and just hand over the money if you see a thirsty woman with beer on her mind.