Does Sheryl Crow Have a Clean Tush? (Members Only)

Is there a secret message in the music of Sheryl Crow about her latest environmental movement post? I examined her lyrics and deciphered the truth.

Sheryl is trying to rally people behind her cause. (C'Mon, C'Mon)

Save a tree, kill a big bean burrito? (There Goes The Neighborhood)

On Sheryl Crow's blog she suggest ways to help the environment (We Do What We Can), "One of my favorites is in the area of conserving trees which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."

Gosh, I sure hope the toilet paper is structurally sound. (Strong Enough)

Hmm, just one square (No One Said It Would Be Easy). Possibly we could also have bowel movements less often (Anything But Down). Maybe we could hold it longer? (Can't Cry Anymore) And then what happens? (Run Baby Run)

Does Sheryl really abide by the one bowel movement, one square rule? (I Don't Wanna Know)

Was her blog post really true? (Perfect Lie)

Does Sheryl Crow have a clean tush? (I Shall Believe)