Australian Outback To Claim More Victims On Live Television.

Fat Brit Kids Hunt Australia's Outback And Viewers

Imagine a reality TV show that’s a combination of Survivor, The Biggest Loser, and Super Nanny. Devised by the creators of Big Brother, this potential ratings winner will dump a bunch of fat British kids in Australia’s outback, where they’ll either live or die based on whether they can stomach the local bush produce, which consists mainly of grubs, berries, lizards, and grass.

The British tend to be a whiney lot, so let’s see what happens when spoiled, fat, young Brits have to live on disgusting food while being chased by crocodiles, poisonous snakes and spiders, vicious emus and bad-tempered kangaroos. And, if they make it to the coast, virtually everything that lurks in the ocean spells sudden death.

Crikey, sounds great mate.