Biting Excuse Hard To Swallow

Nephew, 3, Bitten As A Lesson

A man has been charged with assault for biting his 3-year-old nephew all over the body. He claims he was teaching the boy that biting people is wrong. We’re pretty sure the lad got that message loud and clear. Most people would think that the uncle’s behavior is misguided at best and dangerously psychotic at worst, but the fact that he was raised by wolves surely provides mitigating circumstances.