College Tradition Bare-ly Afloat

About 200 Grads Caught Skinny Dipping

About 200 students decided to celebrate graduation at Concordia College by skinny dipping in a murky campus pond. Former students were outraged by the poor turnout. “In my day, you’d be disappointed if 1000 students didn’t get their gear off and run amuck.

I especially liked to freak out old people,” said one former student and current top-rating televangelist. Psychologists are alarmed at this latest example of the ever-increasing prudishness of the nation’s student population.