Cupid Goes Really Stupid

Falling in Love with Things

Experts are trying to understand a bizarre sexual obsession known as objectophilia. People who experience this phenomenon fall deeply in love with objects. The objects range from large structures like New York’s Twin Towers and the Berlin Wall to much smaller lovers such as a sexy little laptop and a Hammond Organ, which, to be fair, is still pretty big compared to most organs. You’d think that inanimate objects would cause less relationship problems than human lovers. I mean, except for the laptop, none of the above objects will criticize you or whine at you to empty the trash. But would you ever get over the death of something as big as the Twin Towers?