Government Department Claims Good Samaritan “Unfair”

Gas Station Owner Told To Raise Prices

A Wisconsin service station owner, who gave discounts to senior citizens and people who supported youth sports, has been slammed by the Department of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection for violating the Unfair Sales Act.

A Department spokesman was quoted as saying, “It’s about time we took a stand against old people, they’ve had it good for too long. What have they ever done for us? And don’t even start me on young people!”