Judge Sues His Pants Off - Takes Cleaners To The Cleaners

The $67 Million Pants Washington, DC, Lawyer Sues Dry Cleaners for Lost Trousers

A judge who rates his pants as being worth 67 million dollars is suing a family-run drycleaners for that amount because he claims they lost his beloved pants when he took them in for alterations. Even hardened litigation lawyers think the amount is excessive. “Maybe $67 million for a whole suit, but not just the trousers,” said one high-profile attorney.

The distraught Korean immigrant family who lost the treasured pants can’t understand why one item of clothing is worth more than several small countries, but a U.S. judge’s word is good enough for them. In their own words, “God bless America.”