Locksmith Harshly Judged By Professionals

Police Call Locksmith To Break Into Jail

German police had to call on the services of a locksmith when the lock on a cell broke, trapping a prisoner inside. Interested observers, many of whom had years of experience in the lock-picking game, judged the so-called professional’s performance as rather amateur.

They claimed he was deficient in speed, over-reliant on modern tools, and simply lacking in artistry. “He’d never get into a bank vault,” quipped a light-fingered oldtimer. “Ya gotta be at one with the tumblers,” observed another sage onlooker.