Nude Pyramid Scheme Set To Fail

Photographer Plans Mexico Nude Shoot

Mexico is unlikely to allow U.S. artist Spencer Tunick to stage a massed nude photo shoot at its famous Teotihuacan pyramids, citing possible damage to the ancient site. It seems authorities are worried that Mexico’s ancient gods will be offended by all that naked flesh and bring the pyramids a-tumbling down. It’s good to see that the deities have finally got their act together vis-à-vis offensive behavior after centuries of demanding human sacrifice.