Paris Hilton Jailed: Celebrity Industry In Chaos

Paris Hilton Going To Jail For 45 Days

Now that Paris Hilton is going to be out of circulation for 45 days, gossip columnists and celebrity photographers are worried that they could be in for a lean time indeed. For that reason, they are calling on all second-tier wannabees to step up to the plate and do something outrageous. “Do it for Paris,” is their cry.

But what really worries them is that Judge Sauer may have started a trend. What if other judges follow his lead and refuse to let wealthy celebrities buy their way out of trouble? With the celebrity hosts out of the way, their parasites will surely perish. Do we dare to dream?