Prostitutes Slash Condoms

After a three-year investigation, ten massage parlor owners in Orange County have been arrested on prostitution charges. The owners are reasonable people and they fully accept those charges. But investigators went too far when they criticized the salons of trying to cut costs by using plastic food wrap in place of condoms.

This is outrageous! What sort of a sorry state are we in when business owners can’t use a bit of creativity to improve their bottom line? This is the kind of lateral thinking that made America great and Thomas Edison a lot of money.