This Time Kibbles Bites Off More Than He Can Chew

Man's Worst Enemy?

40-year-old New Yorker Dennis Foster is suing a German shepherd called Kibbles for biting his hand in a food-stealing caper that went horribly wrong. Foster is a fair man; he doesn’t blame the dog’s elderly owner, but he thinks Kibbles is a BAD dog and needs to be taught a lesson. Thus, it is actually the dog that is being sued, not the owner. And in a further display of commonsense, Foster isn’t seeking monetary compensation. He’s not a fool and realizes Kibbles probably isn’t wealthy in his own right, but he does want to send a message out to all dogs that this sort of behaviour just isn’t acceptable. Cats around the country have been sending Foster emails expressing their heartfelt support.