Unhappy With The Cost Of Living

What do you MEAN I'm not going to die?

A man who was told he only had a year to live went on a wild spending spree which left him with just the suit he wished to be buried in. Then he got some really bad news: he’d been misdiagnosed and now he could look forward to a long, healthy life. The now penniless man is in a desperate situation. When asked to contribute financially to their former patient, hospital authorities and doctors were initially highly amused.

After realizing that this had in fact been a serious request, one doctor helpfully suggested that, since the man’s organs had now been given the all clear, perhaps he could raise some money by selling a few of them.