Uri Should Have Seen It Coming

"Psychic" Uri Geller Sued After Trying To Remove Critical Youtube Clip

Self-proclaimed psychic and spoon-bender Uri Gellar is being sued for illegally requesting that YouTube delete a video clip. Gellar wanted the clip taken off the net because it exposes his fraudulent methods of performing paranormal tricks. One wonders why Uri bothered going through official channels to pull the clip. If he can remotely bend spoons and fix watches for television viewers, surely he could have used his awesome mind power to blast the offending file right off YouTube’s server.

And, furthermore, why couldn’t Uri psychically foresee that his action would come back to bite him? It’s almost enough to make loyal followers think that Uri might not be completely on the level.