Welsh Dolphins In Fine Voice

Dolphins off Wales use their own DAI-alect, say scientists.

It has long been thought that dolphins living off the coast of Wales were a particularly stupid branch of the wider dolphin family. But scientists have now discovered that they can in fact communicate quite effectively with each other. However, because they are speaking in Welsh, no other dolphins from Britain can understand a single word they say.

It’s further reported that they often gather in large groups and sing endless sea shanties to largely disinterested audiences.