Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Dogs Once Again Proud To Lift Their Legs

Dog owners with more money than sense can now ask their local vet to implant fake testicles into their de-sexed male dog. Veterinarians hope this money-spinner will lead to other lucrative cosmetic surgery requests from wealthy dog owners. Obvious needs include facelifts for basset hounds, leg extensions for dachshunds, botox for those ones with all the wrinkles, and complete facial reconstruction for pugs.

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