Panda Porn Peters Out - Except in US Males

Panda porn is no turn-on

Thailand's Chiang Mai Zoo on Monday resorted to artificially inseminating a female panda after failing to stimulate a natural liaison between two pandas on loan from China with some bear pornography.

"We have to admit that the panda pornography failed," said Sopol Damnui, director of Thailand's Zoological Park Organisation.

In related news, US males watching the same Panda porn reported an increase in their sexual activity.