Spector’s Lawyers To Blind Jury With Science

Phil Spector's Defense: Science Will Show He Didn't Fire The Gun

Buoyed by the O.J. Simpson outcome, celebrity lawyers will once again call on science to show that their client couldn’t possibly have pulled the trigger.

If that fails to save their client, it is believed they will further argue that aliens were responsible for the heinous crime, should they not be able to find Elvis or Jimmy Hoffa and prove either one of those were in the room at the same time.

Times Not A-Changin’ For Phil Spector

Ex-Girlfriend Recalls Spector In 'Phil Mode' As Drunk, Violent And Armed

A woman who claims to have been menaced by a gun-wielding Phil Spector has testified at his murder trial. Spector’s main problem, apart from shooting his girlfriend of course, is that he appears to be stuck in the past.

He doesn’t realize that the world has moved on from the heady sixties, when it was considered quite normal for music producers to pistol-whip a woman and order her to disrobe.