Psychics Fail To Foresee Own Future

Philadelphia Shuts Down Psychics

Philadelphia city inspectors shut down a bunch of psychics, astrologers and tarot-card readers after realizing that fortune telling for profit was against the law. It seems that the oracles couldn’t even read the past, as the law that bans them was decades old.

In a bit of good news, however, the White House has employed the redundant fortune tellers because President Bush believes they can provide a more realistic estimate of the end of the Iraq war than can the Pentagon.