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German Sex Toy Seller To Pay Damages To Football Stars

German footballers Oliver Kahn and Michael Ballack have been paid damages by a sex toy manufacturer who named vibrators after the two World Cup stars. Other football heroes, who hail from countries that haven’t eliminated joy and humor from the national psyche, have been happy (and, in some cases, honored) to be associated with the innovative venture.